Grandpa's Racist Cookies
Got Milk?
Mouthwatering
Each bite will bring you amazing joy, knowing you're that supporting a black-owned business where, well, we laugh at the fact that color doesn't matter when it comes to cookies. Oh and they taste amazing.
Racist
These cookies are racist from the core. Only the darkest, most racist chocolate is used, and milk comes from stricly racist cows. And hey, if they start racist, they can't be canceled by the woke militia.
Experience
The delight of a tastefully decadent morsel of racism while you enjoy the white privilege of eating these delicious baked delights…regardless of your skin color, racism is for everyone!